Meet the New Manager - Scott

This is Scott.  AKA Poynter.  AKA Scotty ViP.  AKA Deubler.  AKA Mr. LowTide Lounge. 

Scott is taking over as manager of the LowTide, effective Sunday.  Sunday.  Sunday.  Scott hails from Antarctica, although has spent many of his formative years floating on a raft in the middle Pacific, bartering with seagulls for scraps of food and news from the South.  Scott was raised by his mother, Shaniquia Maleeka, which literally translated means "Shaniquia Maleeka", and his father, Frank.  Following a short career in the circus, Scott found his first calling as the head of the Society of Hitmen and International Transvestites, but after three years was fed up with SHIT and started his own business in sales and marketing of clothes made from leftover fish parts.  In spite of selling literally billions of dollars of clothes, Scott's entry into business came to a screeching halt when, after two years, Scott's "buy now pay later" plan failed after thousands of seagulls filed for Chapter 11 protection and their debt to Scott's company was sold for pennies on the dollar.  Embarrassed and defeated following the complete failure of his venture, the worthless and pathetic Scott found his way to Costa Rica.  Following a brief stint as forward and co-captain of the Esto Pistachios (who dribbled their way to a impressive 1-0 record), Scott convinced his teammate and co-captain to quit his absolutely wonderful job on the beach, and minutes later, coincidentally accepted the very same job.  

Scott has spent the last few days proving himself as the Senior Vice President of Dish Management Operations and Gasoline Retrieval  (SVP DMOGR) here at the LowTide, quickly working through the ranks to find himself in position to take over the grueling tasks of wandering around the bar aimlessly, hanging hammocks between the trees for an afternoon nap, and flirting with pretty girls.

We wish you luck Scott.  Good luck.